Text on the card: “Have a Plastic Fantastic Birthday.” For the glam girl who likes everything sleek, shiny and fabulous. “Plastic Fantastic” has been a running gag in Housewives-land for years – from Cheshire to the Antwerp version – and playfully refers to Botox, fillers and over-the-top perfectionism. Card Blanche was the first to put the quote on paper; IMDB even shows an entire Housewives episode titled “Plastic Fantastic”. Pink 350g cardboard, subtle gloss laminate Blank inside, ready for sparkling wishes Pink envelope included Lou Lou tip: Combine with a sheet mask or mini highlighter for extra glow.

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Text on the card: “Congratulations on your baby! (Good luck remembering the name…) ” Description A cuddly soft card with a spicy punchline — inspired by Kiki Rom Colthoff, who admitted on TV that she sometimes mixes up her kids (“I’m still practicing!”). RTL Boulevard picked up the clip and the quote went viral. Baby blue FSC cardboard, A6 Blank inside: fill with sweet advice or a phonetic cheat sheet Pink envelope included

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Text on the card: “You b tch me – I b tch you harder.” A card for your partner-in-crime that bounces back as hard as you do. Cast member Natassia Van Kerkvoorde made headlines with this one-liner – HLN quoted her literally in their review and TikTok clips with the sound attract new lip-syncs every week. The line perfectly sums up the delightfully competitive friendship in the series. Silk matt cream-coloured cardboard, A6 Blank Inside – Leave That Mic Drop In Your Own Words Includes pink envelope Lou Lou tip: Ideal with a bottle of bubbles that you “accidentally” open a little faster than they do.

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